So I finally binge-watched GoT. I found some memes to bring y’all. There’s at least 60 of them, I lost count because whiskey. If you haven’t caught up yet there may be some spoilers here and also, what is wrong with you? Catch up! So here ya go, and you don’t even have to click and click to a next page (I hate that shit), I’m just plopping them down for you to scroll through. You’re welcome.
If you’re going through a rough breakup, or have been through a painful breakup in the past, you know those feels. Once you’re done crying, perhaps you just want to punch something or someone until you tire out, then take a nice nap. I have been through all the phases of breakup, and while it is still too raw to write an amusing blog post about, I have collected 26 memes to hopefully make you smile and laugh, perhaps the first time since that rotten asshole did what they did. Yeah, they know what they did. Motherfuckers.
Unless you’re my ex, then apparently that’s an acceptable way to break up.
Sadbuttrue
If you do this, you will have a bad time. Now tell me how to stop.
Or, ya know, a blog post.
When you see the THOT she (or he) gets with.
I think this is basically my ex’s line of thought.
Here are some final thoughts from your fractured friend LadyApathetica:
It’s true. Trust. Take care of yourself, love and value yourself, and the right person will come along and appreciate you. Don’t ask me when! I don’t know! I’m trying to be supportive here! Also…..
Yep. One day at a time. It’s gonna be alright. Promise.
When I became aware of the existence of Kindle Unlimited I got pretty damn excited. I’m a readaholic and when I realized I could rent and read unlimited books for $9.99 a month from the comfort of my ample behind, I signed up for a trial.
Well.
Kindle Unlimited may be great if you read fiction. I don’t. I burned through the books they had available in my chosen subjects (mostly historical, a couple travel journalism books) in 3 days and was left with nothing else to read. I canceled my membership.
So, if you read fiction, would it work for you? I dunno, let’s take a look at the current popular fiction books. Now, keep in mind this is what Amazon is telling me is popular in fiction. I don’t have a damn clue. I’m browsing the category of “released in the last 30 days” first.
Here are the titles available on Kindle Unlimited for that category, on the first page.
Ok…ahhh….maybe nothing much has been published lately?
Alright I guess I have to look up specific books so I shall journey to the Barnes & Noble website and see if they can tell me what’s hot.
Ok, here are fiction bestsellers according to B&N.
1. The Girl on The Train by Paula Hawkins
Available on Kindle Unlimited(KU)? No. Kindle edition $6.99
2. The Stranger by Harlan Coben
KU? Nope. Kindle edition $10.99
3. The Shadows by J.R. Ward
KU? No. Kindle edition $11.99
4. All The Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr
KU? Nope. $12.99 kindle edition
Ok, I think you get the idea here. Maybe some older but still popular books are available?
How about the Hunger Games trilogy?
YES! All three in the series are available for KU.
So far so good. Harry Potter?
YES! All available with KU.
How about one of the very few fiction books I own, Memoirs of a Geisha?
No dice.
For some reason some people like that Nicholas Sparks guy, right? How about his books?
Nope, not even KU for (gagging noise) The Notebook.
Verdict: Do your research before committing to Kindle Unlimited. They are offering a 30 day free trial, so poke around and see just how available the books you want to read will be, and make sure to cancel before that 30 days is up if you determine it won’t meet your reading needs.
So lovely to see the city where I live in the national news! What a surprise it’s because of a racially-motivated crime! (Do you detect sarcasm, because I keep having to wipe it off my keyboard.) Have you wondered what the average local citizen thinks? Well I am here, as an average local citizen, to do an FAQ for you.
1. Well you’re all racist and backwards down there anyway, right?
I know it’s hard to believe, but no, we are not. Yes, we have racists like anywhere else, and yes they tend to be more vocal and in positions of power down south, but many natives do not think this way, and many of us down here (like myself) are Northern transplants. Being Northern by blood doesn’t mean non-racist by any means, but we are not all backwards Confederate-flag waving, cousin-humping bumpkins down here. Truly. Promise. Also, in this area there are many immigrants, both legal and otherwise, who have different perspectives and are also victimized by authority…..but that’s for another post.
2. Do you think this crime was racially motivated?
Absolutely, and if anyone tries to deny that, they are either kidding themselves or are flat-out racists. It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that the south has a huge issue with race, and modern times has only made it less outspoken in public. We all know actions speak louder than words, and if Walter Scott had been white, do you think he would have been shot? (The answer is no. There is no other option. No.)
3. How is Charleston going to react to this incident?
Surprising everyone including myself, the officer who killed Mr. Scott has been arrested and charged. He will face the court, and if he is found not-quilty….well….in my eyes they better have a legit heapload of evidence to back that up; at this time there is no reason to find him anything BUT guilty.
There are memorials and marches ongoing, and currently the city government is doing the right thing. “Currently” is the key word, stay tuned.
4. How can we fix racism in the south?
The easy answer is education. We have Black history month once a year, and barely any in schools. When African-Americans are not represented as equally contributing to our nation in school, how can (some) adults then see them as equals? Unless they research on their own…..and how many adults do you know that rationally say “hmmm….I better look into this topic I am unsure of before I form an opinion…..”……..they are going to only pick up on and believe in how the media projects different races. For example, a quick scan of television would reveal: Asian: smart; Middle Eastern: dangerous; Black: criminals; Whites: over-privileged. Stereotypes influence how humans think of others more than most of us would like to admit.
To fix racism, we have to ensure equal opportunity in EVERYTHING. No, that is not a reality in our world yet. Only when we are all given equal opportunities on this planet will we be judged by our actions instead of our skin. So, yes, it’s a damn-near impossible goal. We have a long way to go with that, and the best way to see it come to fruition is to accelerate the process. Teach our kids in school and at home that we are earthlings in this together, that all races contribute to society, and never deny that injustice has been done in the past and those cruel injustices reverberate today and still effect people’s lives.
It’s quite utopian, I admit. It can’t happen overnight, but that’s no reason to give up the dream.
5. Are you annoyed with all the media hoopla?
Yes and no. In one way, the overhyped media can cause one to become numb to the stories. It’s so in your face everywhere that you tune it out and become annoyed even if at first you were glued to the updates and details. In another way, the media attention means the issue will be big enough (and it should be) to not be dropped or swept away. It will stay in the mind and on the tongues of citizens. When it comes to this type of situation, this is more important than any Kardashian and should rightly have precedence over more trivial news. Racial violence effects everyone in America and we need dialogue on it. It’s real and happens every day and its been ignored for much too long.
6. What’s next for the average citizen of North Charleston?
We’re getting on with our lives, work, and families, but those of us with an iota of reality are increasingly wary of authority figures. We know power is abused and it will only get worse if we don’t take a stand. We know the “good guys” in each bunch, but we are aware of corruption at every level, and honestly? We feel a bit powerless to stop it. We need our local government behind us, not against us, or we will not feel safe. The average citizen truly hopes this will be a turning point for change in our society, and not just another lesson in lip-service bark-but-no-bite politics.
Amirite?
Personally, I do not church, but I enjoy a sign with innuendo because I’m secretly a 14 year old boy. Would you like to see some funny church marquees? Yes? Commence with the scrolling, amen.
ooooooh noooooo
Good one, but I feel strongly that a church of all places should know how to spell “altar.”
Ok this one isn’t sexual, just weird. Spiritual Marshmallows…….great band name.
Ah….HAAAAAaaaaaaaa
Thanks for the warning
Also not sexual, but I really like this one
Wow
Guess I don’t have any real friends, then
Heh heh. Indeed.
Works for my dad.
(Ok, so I have some non-innuendo signs in here. Get over it.)
Back dat ass up for Jezub
Heh heh heh heh
Noted.
It’s just polyester anyway, I prefer silk.
Will do
Churches make me nervous
Nice
can’t even
Yes?
Hope they marinate him first
Hey y’all, look what I can do!
Well, no, not that. But I can show you some nifty shit you can buy on etsy to celebrate the return of the X. Shall we begin? We shall.
1. Mulder and Scully EARRINGS
Is your love torn between the two agents? Represent both on your head with these earrings for $9 from seller charm456.
2. Awesome Hand-Painted TOM’S Shoes
Your feet want to believe, too. $115 from AstrocatArts
Clika-boom-boom: https://www.etsy.com/listing/110825499/x-files-toms-shoes?ref=sr_gallery_17&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
3. Car Decal
Now you and other X-Philes can find each other in traffic! $5 from CatchAWaveDesigns.
4. Special Agent PILLOWS
Leave no stone unturned or couch undecorated when you show your love. Handmade from RetroAndModern, $17.84 for two.
5. “Alternative” Scully Art Poster
Make it easier to dream of Dana with this poster on your bedroom wall. $15.95 from 2ToastDesign.
6. X-Files Scully and Mulder BARBIES
I had them in my Barbie collection and a lot of people didn’t realize they even existed, did you? Get your set for $45 from CrazyCollectibles.
Clickclackwacko’frack: https://www.etsy.com/listing/130138577/barbie-and-ken-as-scully-and-mulder-from?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
7. The Agents Cheek-to-Cheek on a BUTTON
Offered in bulk because not only do you need to pin one on EVERYTHING, you need to pin them on other people’s possessions as well because LOOK AT THEM BUTT-BUMPING! $1.50 per piece (individual) from JeepsterVintage.
8. Cross Stitch Pattern
If you’re crafty enough, this could grace your home or office. I am thinking about taking up cross-stitch just to make this. Get the pattern for $5.95 from betterwhenitsclever.
Clicktime: https://www.etsy.com/listing/180392324/x-files-i-want-to-believe-cross-stitch?ref=sr_gallery_20&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=7&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
9. X-Files Scarf
This made me say “I can’t even.” out loud. Because I can’t even crochet this well, and I can’t even express how much I want this scarf. For $75 you can make me jealous with seller Archaeopterknits.
10. Mulder and Scully Cell Phone Charms
I’ve never put a charm on my cell phone,but I might now. Get one for just $3 from Shuufly.
11. X-Files Fossil Watch
It’s ALWAYS conspiracy time. $125 from TreasureYou.
12. Flukeman Key Chain
Having him hold your keys beats having him squirm up through your toilet. $6 from seller marimar1991.
13. Simple and Effective Bracelet
I saved what I’m ordering for last. It’s simple and the message endures. Get your own from Geekocitycreations for $12.
Clickmebabyonemoretime: https://www.etsy.com/listing/190712258/the-truth-is-out-there-ufo-x-files?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
Whiskey and Indifference 