Yeah, me. I bitch about other bloggers abandoning blogs I enjoy and then I fly the coop. Uncool, I know. I got “involved” with someone and abandoned my late-night blogging for the pleasures of the flesh, or as I (and Tone Loc) like to call it, the funky cold medina. Yeah, I know, it was a DRINK. Artistic license, people. Unfortunately, some of the best sheet-rumplers are batshit crazy and I am considering becoming a nun. Sigh. I shall return with some funny soon, right now I am considering either tying my iPhone to an anchor and dropping it into the Bermuda Triangle to stop the incessant and crazy texting and calling, or entering the witness protection program.
Party on and stay tuned.
Whiskey and Indifference 