13 Awesome X-Files Goodies on Etsy To Geek Out To

Hey y’all, look what I can do!

Well, no, not that.  But I can show you some nifty shit you can buy on etsy to celebrate the return of the X.  Shall we begin?  We shall.

1.  Mulder and Scully EARRINGS

Is your love torn between the two agents?  Represent both on your head with these earrings for $9 from seller charm456.

Clickety click:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/191263992/mulder-and-scully-x-files-post-stud?ref=sr_gallery_42&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

2.  Awesome Hand-Painted TOM’S Shoes

Your feet want to believe, too.  $115 from AstrocatArts

Clika-boom-boom: https://www.etsy.com/listing/110825499/x-files-toms-shoes?ref=sr_gallery_17&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

3.  Car Decal

Now you and other X-Philes can find each other in traffic!  $5 from CatchAWaveDesigns.

Clickaroonie:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/223264162/the-truth-is-out-there-x-files-wall-car?ref=sr_gallery_7&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

4.  Special Agent PILLOWS

Leave no stone unturned or couch undecorated when you show your love.  Handmade from RetroAndModern, $17.84 for two.

Clickizzle:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/225440999/x-files-2-mini-pillows-hand-made?ref=sr_gallery_10&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

5.  “Alternative” Scully Art Poster

Make it easier to dream of Dana with this poster on your bedroom wall.  $15.95 from 2ToastDesign.

Clickorama:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/228332107/alternative-poster-x-files-dana-scully?ref=sr_gallery_9&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

6. X-Files Scully and Mulder BARBIES

  I had them in my Barbie collection and a lot of people didn’t realize they even existed, did you?  Get your set for $45 from CrazyCollectibles.

Clickclackwacko’frack:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/130138577/barbie-and-ken-as-scully-and-mulder-from?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

7.  The Agents Cheek-to-Cheek on a BUTTON

Offered in bulk because not only do you need to pin one on EVERYTHING, you need to pin them on other people’s possessions as well because LOOK AT THEM BUTT-BUMPING!  $1.50 per piece (individual) from  JeepsterVintage.

Clickbobbityboo:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/227713581/mulder-and-scully-butt-bump-buttons-x?ref=sr_gallery_7&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=6&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

8.  Cross Stitch Pattern

If you’re crafty enough, this could grace your home or office.  I am thinking about taking up cross-stitch just to make this.  Get the pattern for $5.95 from betterwhenitsclever.

Clicktime: https://www.etsy.com/listing/180392324/x-files-i-want-to-believe-cross-stitch?ref=sr_gallery_20&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=7&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

9.  X-Files Scarf

This made me say “I can’t even.” out loud.  Because I can’t even crochet this well, and I can’t even express how much I want this scarf.  For $75 you can make me jealous with seller Archaeopterknits.

Clickyazalea:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/218496465/the-x-files-i-want-to-believe-8-scarf?ref=sr_gallery_41&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=7&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

10.  Mulder and Scully Cell Phone Charms

I’ve never put a charm on my cell phone,but I might now.  Get one for just $3 from Shuufly.

Clicky:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/171144757/the-x-files-mulder-and-scully-inspired?ref=sr_gallery_33&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=8&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

11.  X-Files Fossil Watch

It’s ALWAYS conspiracy time.  $125 from TreasureYou.

Clickmehard:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/225144423/x-files-fossil-watch-limited-edition?ref=sr_gallery_24&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=9&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

12.  Flukeman Key Chain

Having him hold your keys beats having him squirm up through your toilet.  $6 from seller marimar1991.

Clickmeharder:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/201091816/the-x-files-flukeman?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=10&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

13.  Simple and Effective Bracelet

I saved what I’m ordering for last.  It’s simple and the message endures.  Get your own from Geekocitycreations for $12.

Clickmebabyonemoretime: https://www.etsy.com/listing/190712258/the-truth-is-out-there-ufo-x-files?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=x-files&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

7 Stars You May Not Know Were in The X-Files

Geeks, dorks,and nerds fangasmed recently at the announcement that The X-Files are coming back,and if this turns out to be an elaborate April Fool’s joke, I will find whoever is responsible and push their grandma down the stairs.

I want to believe……

     To celebrate the good news, here are five celebs you will certainly recognize from popular shows that you may not have known were in The X-Files.

1.  Laurie Holden

     Who?  Andrea from The Walking Dead was in several episodes, rocking some bitchin’ 90’s hair.

2.  Terry O’ Quinn

      John Locke from LOST wore a creepy mustache for his turn on the series.

3.  Jack Black

      You know who Jack Black is.  Here he is as a young disheveled punk on the show, and that’s Giovanni Ribisi, who also did his time on the paranormalfest.

4.  Bryan Cranston

      Malcom’s dad and meth-afficianado played a part as well.

5.  Jane Lynch

     From Glee and much more, of course.

6.  Octavia Spencer

     She’s been in a lot of things, and you may recognize her from The Help.

7.  Kurtwood Smith

     Eric’s dad from That 70’s Show looks like he’d put more than a boot in your ass.

        Jerry Springer and Dick Clark played themselves on the show, and there are so many more; check out the roll-call on IMDB and see who you recognize.